Everyone is an atheist

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Nutrition

Yesterday this is what I did:

Ate a McDonald's cheeseburger and medium fries.
Played World of Warcraft for like 5 or 6 hours.
Ate some Oreos and milk.
Played more WoW.
Went to McDonalds AGAIN, because for Zack's birthday I wanted to express to him my love, and I thought 200 Nugs would do the trick. I got a chocolate shake and a medium fry.

There was a pregnant kittie running around, and it was cute.

We ate outside of McDonald's. It was cold.

Chris was dancing and suddenly all 3 of his Moms pulled up! He called to them, telling them that he was going to be at school tomorrow and for her to pick him up, and not to forget like last time.

Chris's cunt is also bigger than theirs.

Stars

Lying on the ground in the woods, staring up at the night sky, kinda makes it look like you are in the sky and you are looking down at the ocean, and the stars are moving with the waves.

Review

We spent all this time reviewing all of the stuff we learned throughout the year in Global for our big final...and the test was on a topic we...never...learned.

100

100 degrees is too hot to eat a warm pretzel with warm whole milk in a room of 65 screaming teenagers in an unair-conditioned school. So I left!

Wonder

There was something else here, but I decided to take it out. Now you can all wonder what it was....

Iceland

Does Iceland really need an English Literature professor? There's nine total colleges in the entire country!

Rat MIA

Allowing my three pet rats to scramble around the bedroom as I cleaned their cage, once I was done, only two were found. Spending fifteen minutes checking every little crevice, I sighed as I decided to get into my pajamas. Lo and behold, a fat rodent was fast asleep in one of my bras, looking up as if to say, "Close the damn drawer, I'm sleeping!"